Hero of the day: Chuck Norris

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Carlos Ray ‘Chuck’ Norris.

Job Martial arts legend, all-American hero.

Special powers Kicking ‘ass’, wearing tight jeans/cowboy boots, maintaining a well-groomed beard.

He says ‘Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.’

They say ‘Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.’ [ChuckNorrisFacts.com]

For more hot Chuck action, including a hilarious YouTube video, click below…


Finest hour
Starring as Bruce Lee’s nemesis in Way of the Dragon. Either that or starring in his own Atari 2600 videogame, Chuck Norris Superkicks (see screengrab).

Did you know? Chuck had a cameo role in the movie Dodgeball as a judge at the final dodgeball tournament. Oh, you did? Well did you also know that he turned down a role in The Karate Kid? Ha, got you there!

Why we love him He’s Chuck Norris for Christ’s sake! Do we even need a reason? Um, he’s the only man who can get away with wearing a sleeveless denim shirt. There, happy now?

Chuck Norris Facts on YouTube… (Judging from this, we’d like to add our own fact – Chuck Norris doesn’t read so good)

By mofgimmers | October 6th, 2006