I’ve heard about two-in-one, but this is ridiculous. BoysStuff is selling some Mullet Shampoo and Body Wash, that’s designed to be used for your hair AND your car. It promises to keep your mullet (or rat-tails) clean and bushy, while at the same time ensuring your motor stays sparkly-fresh.
I can’t help thinking they’re missing the point though. What’s the point of having a mullet if it’s NOT lank and greasy, and accompanied by a car that’s NOT dustier than Jimmy Saville’s underpants? Anyway, the pack costs £16.95, and is presumably doing a roaring trade in Hoxton. BUY IT