If anyone asks, it’s ‘arthouse erotica’ (and therefore perfectly acceptable to flout on your coffee table as a sign of your open-mindedness), not porn…

1 ROY STUART: THE FOURTH BODY

Lots and lots of voyeuristic photos of pretty young women in various states of undress. Remember to keep telling yourself: this. isn’t. porn. BUY IT

And the best of the rest…

2 GUIDO ARGENTINI: PRIVATE ROOMS

High heels, hotels and a load of hot women, again without a whole lot of clothes involved. BUY IT

3 HELMUT NEWTON: PLAYBOY

Playboy nudes from the late Helmut Newton, one of the world’s most renowned erotic photographers. BUY IT

4 THE PIRELLI CALENDAR: 40 YEARS COMPLETE

Bumper hardback anthology of the classic Pirelli calendar. BUY IT

5 STEFAN MAY: WOMEN

Pages and pages of black-and-white photos of drop-dead gorgeous women. Some of them aren’t wearing any clothes, naturally. BUY IT