As you can see from the photo, this watch’s LED display is designed to look like a graphic equaliser. God knows how you’re supposed to tell the time, but then that’s not the point – you don’t buy a watch like this to tell the time, you buy it because it looks damn cool, in a retro stylee. The black stainless-steel strap is also, to quote Borat, verrrrry niiiiice.

Available from ultra-cool website Audiocubes.