Ho ho ho. I’ve spent the whole of 2006 drinking cider and munching pasties, yet I’m still not (quite) portly enough to make a convincing Santa. Thankfully, this doesn’t matter. BoysStuff are selling an inflatable Santa suit, which pumps you up to a sled-busting fatty capable of bringing joy to the world.
It’s 100% polyester, and is inflated using a battery-operated fan (although if you try to blow it up yourself, at least you might get suitably red cheeks for the part. Plus, you can hand-wash it with cold water, to ensure you don’t end up ruining Christmas with your sweaty Santa stench. It costs £24.95, and can be pre-ordered now. BUY IT