1 HUGO BOSS IN MOTION

Hugo Boss make some of the most tasteful men’s scents. Boss’s In Motion is aimed at sporty, adrenaline-addicted types. Its top notes are Bergamot Oil, Basil Flower and Violet Leaves, meaning it smells fresh and energetic. Or something like that. BUY IT

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2 MONT BLANC INDIVIDUEL

Mont Blanc famously make very expensive fountain pens. If you can’t afford one of those, but you’d still like to buy into the brand, then its aftershave is a good place to start. Top notes: juniper berries, orange blossom and amber. Mmm-mm. BUY IT

3 GIORGIO ARMANI BLACK CODE

Classy, Italian and it’s got the word ‘code’ in it – which somehow makes us think that a few splashes on your face and you’ll turn into 007. BUY IT

4 COMME DES GARCONS 2 MAN

Mossy and woody notes abound, with notes of nutmeg and incense. Cool packaging too. BUY IT

5 DUNHILL MAN

As worn by the sort of chaps who drive restored E-Types and wear expensive leather driving gloves. And you. BUY IT