Got a religious family but you’re not too fussed about God and all that? Feel obliged to go to midnight mass this year but can’t stand the thought of sitting through a sermon? Well, today is your lucky day!
Presenting to you, The Good Book. Now, it’s not that kind of ‘good book’ which will offer you redemption and the like, but a book that will offer to a sneaky way of getting blind drunk under everyone’s noses. This good book comes with a hip-flask concealed within. Perfect!
For a paltry £15, you can become the most suave alcoholic in town, carrying your classy little booze book. Obviously, the tipple isn’t provided, but you do get 4-Oz Stainless Steel Hip Flask concealed in a beautifully made hardback book. This is from those clever swines at SuckUK who brought us the brilliant Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet. BUY IT