This eminently affordable shot tender, available from Urban Outfitters, is a fine way to spend £10 at this time of year. You can easily mount it on a wall and its leak-proof dispenser pours exactly 1.5oz of whatever it is you fancy. Absinthe, Baileys, meths… the decision is yours.

Of course, you’ll have to supply your own booze – what did you expect for a tenner? – but we’re sure that you can manage that… BUY IT

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