The Onion’s Cheat-To-Win wristband

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The Onion‘s most excellent Cheat-To-Win ‘lifestyle bracelet’ – yes, it looks a lot like another yellow lifestyle bracelet – is inspired by disgraced U.S pro cyclist Floyd Landis, who won the 2006 Tour de France but then failed a drugs test. Oops. As such, it’s ‘perfect for your deceitful lifestyle’. $2.99 (plus p&p) from The Onion’s Store, and they do deliver to the UK. BUY IT