Blimey, perhaps if all those nasty hooded chavs were forced to wear a smart floral top like this, rather than the usual sports brands, then they’d be less inclined to beat each other up, film it on their mobiles, and post it on YouTube for kicks. £130 from Flatspot’s online store: BUY IT

PS. Leroy Jenkins is a relatively new clothing brand, and one that I guess is named after the legendary Leeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins, internet superstar and useless World of Warcraft player.

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