Ah to be a boy. Even if you’re a bit of a fashion dandy, as long as you are male your clothing choices are a lot simpler than us womenfolk. Take this A.P.C. t-shirt for instance, it lists all of Texas’ greatest natives, carefully omitting one particular moronic Texan. The people deemed worthy of being on the t-shirt include Janis Joplin, Blind Lemon Jefferson and Buddy Holly. It will cost you 70 Euros to stick it to the man, and also comes in grey marl with a black print.