We like spam on toast – well, we used to when we were kids – but not in our inbox. If you too have had enough of ‘enlarge your penis!’ emails, or long begging letters from fake Nigerian businessmen, then what better way to register your disgust than with this t-shirt? As with all of Howies’ t-shirts, it’s made from 100% organic cotton and feels lovely next to your skin. Available to pre-order from Howies’ online store, for £25. BUY IT

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