Blimey, it’s so hot outside Brandish Towers that we’re out on the roof with our shirts off (as much as we’d like to claim Diet Coke physiques, it’s not a pretty sight) – and it’s only March! Maybe there is something to be said for global warming… However, we have now popped indoors to tell you about Dekline’s Villain Sport retro skate shoes. And, er, there’s not really much to say about them. They’re green-and-white and make us come over all summery. Available from Hardcloud for £44.99. BUY THEM

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