Ever fancied lounging around the beach or pool in the summer looking like a Lothario? Ever felt like haveing more holiday romances than days away? Ever wanted to feel the sun beating down under a thick carpet of chest hair? Then these are the shorts for you. Parade around with the Italian flag festooned upon your body, and let the brass buckle show off your tan. It also comes with cute little cinching buckles, and costs $35 from Rice and Beans Vintage.