Male? All ‘podded up in your DRM-’goodness’? Still continue to believe Marks & Spencer is the acme of fashion?
There may be a way for you to combine your love of Steve Jobs’s love-muscle (the iPod, sordid-imagination-in-overdrive) and M&S’s cutting-edge (for librarians) fashion, with their new £149 wool and lycra suit. The specially-designed Elektex fabric turns the inner lapel into a five button control centre for your iPod, so you’re able to repeat those Simply Red tracks with even more ease than ever.
At a ridiculously-low price of £90 for the classic-black pinstripe jacket, and matching trousers being £59, you can now embarrass your girlfriend even more than ever. Next: M&S will design a suit with built-in speakers, so you can blare Holding Back The Years to really piss her off.