Ah, yet another fashion faux pas of the Summer – The vest! It takes a certain man to be able to pull off a vest properly, otherwise you can end up looking like some redneck wifebeater.
But the Topman one shown (£12) is actually pretty smart and as long as you don’t have a belly like Andy Fordham, you should be okay. Chuck on with some boardies and flip flops and head down to the beach for a bit of Frisbee. Or, for authenticism, wear with only your undies on and crack open a six pack or two. Food stains down the front are optional in this case.