"What… the hell… is that?" I hear you ask. I said exactly the same thing when I saw it. I was innocently trying to find you a sweet pair of sneaks for your shopping pleasure when I accidentally stumbled across one of these… these… things. And understand that some weirdo hasn’t just gone and bolted an old skate to a classic pair of Nikes – these things are official. Some exec, having caught on to the skate craze of ’79 has commissioned the Nike designers to come up with "Roller Nikes".
I need to state now that I’m only bringing this to your attention for the comedy/shock/oddness value and both I and Brandish do not condone their purchase or subsequent use. However, if you really, really, really want a pair, follow this link to the Crooked Tongues website. Ya Freak!