Inexpensive, simple, devoid of stupid slogans and gaudy patterns or blatant "distressing" – sometimes you just want a smart top you can chuck on in the morning without worrying which statement you want to make on that day. That’s why I have to applaud this Topman Polo Shirt (£16). It’s just nice to see that Topman, purveyors of everything "nu-rave" (isn’t that trend over yet?) going back to basics, allowing those over the age of twenty to start shopping there again. Yay.