Dave and Vicky Beckham have been named as one of the world’s 10 best-dressed couples, according to Vanity Fair’s annual fashion poll. Other celebrity couples on this year’s list include Demi Moore and Ashton Kutchner, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and Viscount and Viscountess Linley (yeah, me neither).
Making Vanity Fair’s best-dressed list would seem like a fine accolade to have, you might reconsider if your entry was captioned with "the whole is greater than the sum of the parts". Which is a bit like saying "one brain cell between them", which is true, but not very nice.
To compound the suspicion that some people were less than happy with the Beckham’s acceptance onto the list, Amy Fine Collins – I bet she gave herself that middle name – had this to say about Vicks:
"She’s a fashion filly, always the first out of the gate with a new style, a born clothes horse". What’s she commenting on, Victoria’s fashion sense or her bone structure? Talk about back handed compliments…