Rude Man soap for hair, body, not piece of mind

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Rude Man hair soap (£7) will insult you, then cleanse every conceivable surface of your body. "Your hair sucks" says the packaging, "And we know you stink". Right on, because, as everyone knows, men smell. If you don’t then either a) You’re female b) Pre-pubescent.

Other than the offensive packaging, I love the fact that the soap is designed for hair and body, so you don’t have to fuss about with several different products in the shower. The soap comes in a solid bar of blackness, so I can only imagine that it lathers up like frothy tar. Truly the Devil’s own personal hygiene product. If he washes, that it.