Oh happy days! Yet another nautically themed t-shirt to add to my ever-growing collection. The Neptune tee (£28.95) comes courtesy of British clothes designers Suburban Bliss, featuring the Big Man of the Sea himself, Neptune, with all sorts of sea-faring crap caught in his hair. It looks so great that it’s made me slightly damp.
The tee forms part of a new series by the company, that also includes The Nightmare tee, Family Tree top and, my other preferred choice, the Skeleton tee, which features three of my most favourite things, namely skeletons, smoking and drinking.