I’m all for pushing the boundaries of menswear and I know it’s unfair that women have about a million different items they can pick and choose from but I have to draw the line at Uggs. I don’t even recommend them on women so you can guess how I feel about them on men. I’ve seen them on men a few times and it’s like their mums dressed them in a babygro to stay snug and cosy. And that makes me shudder. If you want to incur my wrath they’re 14 quid from Office.