Korres Absinthe Shave Cream

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Are you the sort of guy who enjoys a cheeky snifter during your morning grooming routine? Perhaps you hide whiskey in your tiolet cistern, or brandy in the medicine cabinet?  Maybe you empty out bottles of cologne and replace it with vodka? If so, this Korres Absinthe Shave Cream (£16.50) was distilled just for you.

All right, you obviously can’t drink it, but this shaving aid really does contain Absinthe, the lethal herb-infused spirit that apparently sent famous artists mad and was reportedly the direct cause of at least one case of familicide. Hopefully, shaving with the stuff won’t cause you to hack your family to pieces, but it should ensure a clean shave and sweet smelling skin.