You just can’t buy someone socks for Christmas can you? It’s basically like saying “You are a stranger to me”.

That’s all well and good if that person is a stranger, but if they are then why are you buying them a Christmas present? Have you got money to burn or something? Weirdo.

Still, if I was to get socks for Christmas, I wouldn’t say no to these robot socks from Diesel Sweeties. They’ve got little robots on them and they look like they’d keep your tootsies warm. What more can you ask from a sock?