Yay or Nay - Bib Shirts
Judging by what a lot of high-street stores
have in stock, bib shirts (like the one to the left) seem to be popular right
now.
I'm not sure why. From a distance it just looks like the wearer has been sweating profusely in a asymmetrical pattern. Not the look anyone wants to go for.
Or maybe it is? There could be a 'diagonal sweat stain' trend that's been sweeping all the high street stores recently. There are some upsides to this. For one, you could spend all your time trying to sweat. On the underground you could stand as far back from the doors as possible and wait for the doors to start closing. Then run. Run like you're George Bush and someone's just told you to read an intelligence report. Knock over whoever you want, they'll understand once the see your diagonal sweat stain.
But I digress. My basic point is that the bib design ruins a perfectly fine shirt. But someone's buying it so designers keep on making them. Until we found these people and interrogate them, no high street store is safe.