I’m sorry but what the hell is this? It looks like some sort of bridle. Like something Maggie Gyllenhaal would’ve worn in The Secretary.
I love that Yoox are just like “It’s a buckle closure. You want more information? It’s brown and it’s a gift idea”. And when you look at the ‘More Images’, they just show it unbuckled. Yeah, that’s what I’m curious about, how the buckle works.
There’s only one of them so it can’t be for shoes. Perhaps it’s for luggage. What the hell is it? Am I being thick?
It’s only £18 so maybe I’ll get one anyway and see what happens. I can wear it speed-dating. Kinky!