Like any sane person, you probably haven’t paid any attention to the Pope’s US visit. Neither was I, until I saw picture of him in these magnificent red shoes. Apparently there is a long tradition of pope’s wearing red shoes, going back to the days of Roman emperors. But who cares about that? It’s the Pope! Wearing red shoes!
I’m actually 102% sure that the history story is just a ruse to put off the real story – the pope is a secret fashionista. He obviously loves the splash of colour look. I bet he accessorized with one of those red watches we’ve posted earlier. If he does wear red watches – a 5 month old cookie will be sent to the person who finds this out – then it will be a certified fact that the Pope reads Brandish.