Brandish Poll: High-Waisted Jeans

By Will Reid on May 20th, 2008 1 comment

topman.jpgWhat a surreal start to the week; trawling Topman for a Monday Morning boost, I was hoping for a few print t-shirts but instead discovered the horror of the new ‘Premium High Waist Slim Jeans.‘ Yes, that’s right; after drop-crotch and MC Hammer (I don’t actually want to touch this) denim, we are being given the chance to try out the latest jean trend. The high waist has failed to get women on side à la skinny jeans simply because they are impossible to wear. In indigo, 100% cotton and selling for £45, I am left wondering if it is really worth the risk. What do you think?

See our poll after the jump!



  • Mjx

    Dear, GOD… haven’t we all seen enough elderly German tourists to know that the high waist is simply THE best way to enhance the curvature and extent of any existing belly, while at the the same minimising the apparent length of both legs AND torso of the average human?! NONONO… (unless your build is literally indistinguishable from that of the more attenuated fashion models… you know, the ones who are about 40cm wide and nearly 2 m tall. With that build, it isn’t actually possible to look stumpy).




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