These pictures taken at the Isle of Wight festival over the weekend are a million miles away from the foppish youth I remember from the early ’90s. I know twenty years have passed -god forbid anyone should ruthlessly pick apart my looks in twenty years time; but that is never an excuse for a shaved head and overcompensating beard. Masking baldness with a freshly razored head is so outdated now that I’d prefer to see a combover than a baby soft shiny pate.
And is it just me or do I spy a touch of Just For Men on the goatee? I’m not even going to start on the soul patch. See after the jump for some more inspiring looks from Pharrell Williams and Iggy Pop.
[Images: David McHugh/Brian Rasic/Rex Features]
Pharrell Williams, fresh from making Madonna cry took to the stage on Friday with N.E.R.D. He was looking good mixing up indie Wayfarers with cap and hoodie.
An inspiration to us all Iggy Pop who played on Saturday with The Stooges is still looking amazing at 51 years old… Does he sleep in an oxygen tent or something?