The word is out and diamond-encrusted rattles our shaking throughout Hollywood. The Pitt-Jolies (or the better-sounding Jolie-Pitts,) are welcoming to the world a baby boy and girl. The boy has been named Knox Leon and the girl Vivienne Marcheline, with sources reporting that Vivienne came in at 5lbs; a fraction lighter than her brother.
Angelina gave birth by Caesarean section at the Lenval Hospital in Nice, France, on Saturday evening. The couple’s doctor, Michel Sussmann, has revealed that “the parents and the babies are in excellent health. Everything is fine. The operation went just perfectly. Angelina is in very good spirits. Brad Pitt was at her side. He was there and all was well. The mother and father are very, very happy.”
Brandish sends the couple a big congratulations and silently smirks at the fact we’ll never have to endure the pain of giving birth to twins.