10 fashion items that your bloke (not so) secretly hates

Ashley Clothing, Women's fashion 1 Comment

Guest blogger Becca Caddy writes…

We’re guessing that many of you will have been down at the pub when a debate kicks off about why women dress a certain way, whether it’s always to please men, please themselves or show off in front of their mates (or secret answer d. all of the above)

Well we’re not psychologists, so can’t give you a definitive answer, but whether guys play a role in how women dress or not, it’s pretty clear some sartorial choices that are really popular among womenkind really REALLY irritate some men.

We conducted a study (OK, so we asked our Facebook and Twitter mates) into which style choices women make that really get to blokes and as you’d expect there’s some of the usual suspects, some surprise appearances and some that were just far too explicit to include.

Men, prepare to get agitated and angry, women, do whatever you like and never feel like you have to throw away those old UGGs that smell like wet dogs just to please a guy…

Thanks to everyone who got back to us, we’ve included some of your quotes throughout the gallery, but do let us know in the comments below if there are any we’ve missed out.

Stockists – if you see anything you fancy, is below the gallery

2. Anything that's not "easy access"

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Yeah we know, we hate that phrase too and even feel a bit dirty for writing it, but it's the only way we can really describe the likes of leotards, tights, jumpsuits and spanx. Sure most women couldn't care less whether guys could get in their pants in a record amount of time or not, and we're not even suggesting everyone's going to be crazily undressing each other in an attempt to find out. But what we've found from our extensive research, is it's less about the actual act of getting someone naked and more about men thinking about the fact it'd just be a pain in the arse and therefore finding the clothes and the lady inside them really off-putting. As one Twitter friend so eloquently put it, "Tights! No access and a muffled muff." Well, we can't top that… So females, NEVER care whether your choice of clothes is easy for sex or not, that's pretty grim. However, we do urge you to bear in mind that it might not be easy for other things either, as one female Facebook friend explained her hatred for jumpsuits, "every few years they come back in fashion: until everyone realises (a) less than 1% of women can actually carry them off with any style, and (b) how the hell do you go the loo in under 10 mins."



Football shirt

Cowboy Boots




High heels

Harem Pants