I’m not sure whether I’m made disgusted or ravenous by this piece of news: J&D Foods have announced that they are to sell a limited edition run of Bacon Shaving Cream. Yep; a porcine-based lather to wet your chinny-chin-chins with.
The J&D Foods website even has a section called “Ridiculous Bacon Products”, where all manner of porky treats can be purchased. Baconlube, anyone? Sounds like something Jay from The Inbetweeners would come up with. We can totally get onboard with Bacon Flavoured Mmmvelopes though; bacon-flavoured envelopes that taste like a rasher when you lick the sealing strip.
It may be the most amazing site of all time, actually; spend over $30 dollars and they even send you a bacon-scented rose for free.
If you’re after the shaving foam though you’d better hurry; it’s a limited run of just 2500 jars.
By Gerald Lynch | November 30th, 2012