Now, a website about style, football and gadgets isn’t really a place for too many value judgements on the British Empire. Suffice to say that we did some good things, but we also inflicted an awful lot of damage too in subjugating, and occasionally wiping out indigenous communities. Also the repercussions of the lines on the map that Britons drew lingers on in The Middle East, South America, parts of Africa and closer to home in Ireland.
However one hugely astonishing thing about the British is the way in which people of this sea-faring nation have been just about everywhere in the globe.
It was a thought that last year inspired historian Stuart Laycock to pen a fascinating book called All the Countries We’ve Ever Invaded. It is safe to say that the list that hasn’t had any British influence is a pretty short one and includes The Vatican, Monaco, Chad, Mongolia and Paraguay among others. Britain has in fact invaded nearly 90% of the countries in the world, so it isn’t that surprising that in some parts of the world we don’t have the best of reputations.
Questions about the nature of British Imperialism aside the book does throw up some amazing anecdotes about places that have been influenced by the British that almost no one in this country has a clue about.
For example what about the US state that has a Union Jack as part of its flag? Or the German island which we ran as a major holiday destination for much of the nineteenth century? Or the Scandinavian country that we kind of ‘invaded’ so we could use one of its islands as a vegetable patch.
Here then are ten really great stories. Some are inspired by the book , which if you love history really is a must purchase. I have also done some of research of my own and of course there are a couple of nods to Wikipedia, from whence many of the images came.
So without further ado let’s head for Heligoland.
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Argentina is a country which really ought to be our bestest friends in South America, given the number of Brits who have settled there. There are whole groups of people who speak Welsh and lots of English and Scottish descendants. Trouble is we have blotted our copy book more than once. We invaded twice in both 1806 and 1807 thinking that we might be doing the locals a favour by kicking the Spanish out. We took Buenos Aires and ran the place for 46 days before the locals kicked us out! We had another crack a year later though this time it was all over very quickly and we realised that we weren't wanted. So we looked offshore and in by 1840 we had set up a place called Stanley on remote islands off the coast which we called The Falkland Islands. The rest, as they say, is history. Very painful history.