Posts Tagged ‘bacon’

Grooming

Bacon shaving foam: It exists, and you can buy it NOW

By Gerald Lynch on November 30th, 2012

I’m not sure whether I’m made disgusted or ravenous by this piece of news: J&D Foods have announced that they are to sell a limited edition run of Bacon Shaving Cream. Yep; a porcine-based lather to wet your chinny-chin-chins with.

The J&D Foods website even has a section called “Ridiculous Bacon Products”, where all manner of porky treats can be purchased. Baconlube, anyone? Sounds like something Jay from The Inbetweeners would come up with. We can totally get onboard with Bacon Flavoured Mmmvelopes though; bacon-flavoured envelopes that taste like a rasher when you lick the sealing strip.

It may be the most amazing site of all time, actually; spend over $30 dollars and they even send you a bacon-scented rose for free.

If you’re after the shaving foam though you’d better hurry; it’s a limited run of just 2500 jars.

Click here to check it out.



Accessories, Entertainment

Hats of Meat, animals you wear on your head

By admin on July 25th, 2008

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Just because it’s Friday, we bring you the awesomeness that is Hats of Meat. Choose from a brisket yarmulke, pork chop fedora or be a leader of the pack and send in a picture of your own carnivorous creations.
You might think these people are simply horsing around, but no they are in fact upholding a centuries-old tradition of meat wearing which started with Montezuma’s “sombrero de la pollo in the 14th century.

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