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Clothing, Women's fashion

10 fashion items that your bloke (not so) secretly hates

By Stefano on November 23rd, 2012

Guest blogger Becca Caddy writes…

We’re guessing that many of you will have been down at the pub when a debate kicks off about why women dress a certain way, whether it’s always to please men, please themselves or show off in front of their mates (or secret answer d. all of the above)

Well we’re not psychologists, so can’t give you a definitive answer, but whether guys play a role in how women dress or not, it’s pretty clear some sartorial choices that are really popular among womenkind really REALLY irritate some men.

We conducted a study (OK, so we asked our Facebook and Twitter mates) into which style choices women make that really get to blokes and as you’d expect there’s some of the usual suspects, some surprise appearances and some that were just far too explicit to include.

Men, prepare to get agitated and angry, women, do whatever you like and never feel like you have to throw away those old UGGs that smell like wet dogs just to please a guy…

Thanks to everyone who got back to us, we’ve included some of your quotes throughout the gallery, but do let us know in the comments below if there are any we’ve missed out.

Stockists – if you see anything you fancy, is below the gallery

9. Football Shirts (with no interest in football)

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Lads mags would have us all believe that a semi-naked lady in a football shirt is like the Holy Grail of outfit choices. Wait, they're her legs, she's smiling seductively AND she's wearing my team's colours? JACKPOT. But in actual fact football shirts are only really sexy away from the pages of Nuts when the woman inside one actually cares about football, otherwise it's try-hard false advertising apparently.

Stockists

Gillets

Football shirt

Cowboy Boots

Leggings

Vajazzles

Beanies

High heels

Harem Pants

Jumpsuits

Uggs



Heroes and Celebrities, Polls

Fake tan poll: are you taking your cues from Valentino?

By admin on November 27th, 2008

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At the opening night party for the New York Ballet Valentino rocked up with SJP looking even more orange than he usually does. Having said that, a little fake tan mixed with moisturiser is my number one tip for instantly improving your appearance, it’s great for hangovers, lack of sleep or when you are ill.
Do you fake tan? Take the Brandish poll after the jump and let us know!

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