Max Drummey, make a bit of effort!

Come on Max Drummey, if you’re going to try and create a paparazzi frenzy with your faux or not Las Vegas wedding to Peaches Geldof accept that the paps will be following your every move, because you started it.

So when you get snapped coming out of Malmaison in Manchester can you try a little harder than a hoodie, jeans and Stan Smiths (just out of shot) please? I know Peaches isn’t exactly hitting the fashion high notes in a tired combo of big bag and scruffy tee but wearing the uniform of every suburban teenage boy isn’t going to give you tabloid longevity. Maybe Drummey needs to take some tips from paphound Henry Conway?